WED HUMP OR NOT PUNCHING ANYONE IN THE FACE!

We’ve got to hump quickly today since I’m behind/late or as my buddy would say “tardy to the party.” I’m pretty sure that’s a song by one of those fancy housewives in random city X.

Anyways, it’s time to leave my troubles behind and jump on Kathy’s vodka fueled train for Wednesday’s Confessions!

Vodka and Soda

COWORKER CONFESSIONS.
I have one co-worker in particular that drives me bat shizz crazy. I’m like send the student to me DIRECTLY. It’s not that hard. I’m sorry I didn’t catch your last email…you send out unrelated ish that I often don’t check and FYI that’s nothing to cry about. Sigh, I hate that she makes me feel the need to walk in the other direction but DAMN! I just can’t handle your nonsense.
Santana

SADFACE CONFESSIONS.
One of my office besties is moving on to bigger and better things (go him!) but I’m hella sad to see him go. We shared all our coffee/beer dates and I will have a void in my work life….he made my job suck less. Sadly, it will suck more without him. SAD FACE.
GRES

STILL LOOKING FOR MY MOJO.
Read sad bastard post here & here. I’m like f’ing Bono and still haven’t found what I’m looking for…. I need to get back on top. I need to care more and be able to fake it with random co-workers. Instead I just want to punch them in their face. BAM!!! Let the relief wash over me, hop on a plane, and make drinks for the rest of my life like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
coctail

LET THEM EAT CAKE.
I confess that I had cake for breakfast this morning at an office meeting. It was a lemon bundt cake and that made me miss my Grandma. I fought back the tears and thought about her little yellow cake bundt cakes with chocolate frosting and crushed walnuts. I made me sad she would never make me that cake again….stupid cake. It was delicious and that is a small consolation.

MISSED CONNECTIONS NOT CASUAL ENCOUNTERS.
Guilty pleasure at it’s finest. I really love to read the missed connections on craigslist. Some are so sweet you can’t help believe in love and the others are so skeezy…it’s really quite unbelievable. I highly recommend this in the art of time wasting, day dreaming, and internet frolicking.

WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS.
I confess I really want to be Mindy Kaling’s buddy and I think we would completely crack one another up, drink too much, and brunch it all off. I mean I’m hilarious, she’s hilarious. I would take her photos for her facebook and we could chop it up about what’s going on in the interwebbies.
mindy

Speaking of homies, thanks for coming by and kicking it on the Humpty Wednesday. I appreciate all the little comments and or even the reads. I hope I can make you beaatches smile the way many of your blogs do. That concludes this sappy message now back to the Hump!
Besos,
lbg

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3 thoughts on “WED HUMP OR NOT PUNCHING ANYONE IN THE FACE!

  1. I’m sorry your work bestie is leaving, but if it’s to move on and progress in his career and/or the corporate ladder, then good for him! Yes, work’ll be a bit suckier without this person, but it’s also opens a door for new bonds to be made, yes?

    I also have a coworker that drives me batty; well, two actually — both of which need to be fired because they think this job is “easy money” and that they can sit in the office and play on their phones the entire time. Uhh…NO!

    Anyhow, I hope the rest of your Wednesday turns out to be good. 🙂
    Check out my newest post, when you get the chance. *hugs*

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